{"id":46,"date":"2026-05-04T21:11:49","date_gmt":"2026-05-04T21:11:49","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/?p=46"},"modified":"2026-05-04T21:14:09","modified_gmt":"2026-05-04T21:14:09","slug":"majowka","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/?p=46","title":{"rendered":"Maj\u00f3wka"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Moje maj\u00f3wki od lat wygl\u0105da\u0142y jak na tym memie. Ale nie tym razem. Ca\u0142a maj\u00f3wka wolna. I co mi po tym wolnym, jak wieloletnie przyzwyczajenie budzi\u0142o we mnie niepok\u00f3j. &#8222;A mo\u017ce jednak co\u015b mam? Mo\u017ce o czym\u015b zapomnia\u0142am? A co jak schleje mord\u0119 i oka\u017ce si\u0119, \u017ce jednak musz\u0119 targa\u0107 do roboty?&#8221;<br>Ot\u00f3\u017c nie. Wolne. 100% wolne. Szok i niedowierzanie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"700\" height=\"525\" src=\"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000029800.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-47\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000029800.jpg 700w, https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000029800-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000029800-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000029800-200x150.jpg 200w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 700px) 100vw, 700px\" \/><\/figure>\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-post-featured-image\"><a class=\"post-thumbnail-link\" href=\"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/?p=46\" title=\"Maj\u00f3wka\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"150\" height=\"113\" src=\"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000029800-150x113.jpg\" class=\"attachment-post-thumbnail size-post-thumbnail wp-post-image\" alt=\"\" style=\"object-fit:cover;\" srcset=\"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000029800-150x113.jpg 150w, https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000029800-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000029800-200x150.jpg 200w, https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/05\/1000029800.jpg 700w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 150px) 100vw, 150px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Moje maj\u00f3wki od lat wygl\u0105da\u0142y jak na tym memie. Ale nie tym razem. Ca\u0142a maj\u00f3wka wolna. I co mi po tym wolnym, jak wieloletnie przyzwyczajenie budzi\u0142o we mnie niepok\u00f3j. &#8222;A mo\u017ce jednak co\u015b mam? Mo\u017ce o czym\u015b zapomnia\u0142am? A co jak schleje mord\u0119 i oka\u017ce si\u0119, \u017ce jednak musz\u0119 targa\u0107&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/?p=46\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":47,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-46","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=46"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":49,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/46\/revisions\/49"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/47"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=46"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=46"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=46"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}