{"id":30,"date":"2026-03-02T00:51:18","date_gmt":"2026-03-02T00:51:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/?p=30"},"modified":"2026-03-02T00:51:19","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T00:51:19","slug":"zima-to-nie-zima-to-znecanie-sie","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/?p=30","title":{"rendered":"Zima to nie zima. To zn\u0119canie si\u0119."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>Nienawidz\u0119 zimy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I noszenia grubych kurtek.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Nie lubi\u0119 jak co\u015b kr\u0119puje moje ruchy.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Wygl\u0105dam tak, jakby ludzik Michelina naci\u0105gn\u0105\u0142 na siebie kurtk\u0119 z kolejnego ludzika Michelina. Rozumiecie? Taki Michelin w pierdolonym Michelinie.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>I to bia\u0142e g\u00f3wno padaj\u0105ce z nieba. Dla kogo\u015b, kto nosi okulary to jest dramat. Powiedz\u0105 &#8222;za\u0142\u00f3\u017c kaptur&#8221;, no tak przecie\u017c ograniczenie widoczno\u015bci to wspania\u0142y dodatek do skr\u0119powanych ruch\u00f3w.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>No i \u015blisko bywa. Cz\u0119sto.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Pomy\u015blicie sobie, \u017ce taki kto\u015b to \u0142atwy cel do porwania, w ko\u0144cu nie widzi dobrze, ani si\u0119 nie obroni, z ucieczk\u0105 po \u015bliskim te\u017c mo\u017ce by\u0107 problem.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ale nic bardziej mylnego! Nie znam nikogo na tym \u015bwiecie kto by mia\u0142 taki rozstaw r\u0105k, \u017ceby porwa\u0107 taka kul\u0119 zimowej rozpaczy.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Nienawidz\u0119 zimy. I noszenia grubych kurtek. Nie lubi\u0119 jak co\u015b kr\u0119puje moje ruchy. Wygl\u0105dam tak, jakby ludzik Michelina naci\u0105gn\u0105\u0142 na siebie kurtk\u0119 z kolejnego ludzika Michelina. Rozumiecie? Taki Michelin w pierdolonym Michelinie. I to bia\u0142e g\u00f3wno padaj\u0105ce z nieba. Dla kogo\u015b, kto nosi okulary to jest dramat. Powiedz\u0105 &#8222;za\u0142\u00f3\u017c kaptur&#8221;,&#8230; <a class=\"continue-reading-link\" href=\"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/?p=30\"> Continue reading <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr; <\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":31,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-30","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=30"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":32,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/30\/revisions\/32"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/31"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=30"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=30"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/pierdolnikcodzienny.pl\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=30"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}